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Blame Society Productions Transcript Chad Vader Episode 02 CHAD VADER: I'm the day manager of this facility. What is the nature of your distress? CUSTOMER: I bought these chips here and they're stale! CHAD VADER: Yes... I can feel your anger. It is strong inside you. CUSTOMER: Um, I want my money back. CHAD VADER: Release your anger, only your hatred can destroy me. CUSTOMER: Yeah... can I talk to someone else? CHAD VADER: Strike me down with your hate and claim your refund. CUSTOMER: Did I say these were stale? I think they're great. CHAD VADER: Weak-minded fool-- your powers are nothing compared to-- VOICE OVER INTERCOM: Chad Vader to aisle five for vomit clean up. Chad to aisle five for vomit. [ music ] CHAD VADER: It occurs to me that the two of you require additional instruction to complete your training. JEREMY: Yes, Lord Vader! TONY: I've been here two years, I don't require any... CHAD VADER: I find your lack of faith disturbing. CHAD VADER: I will pretend to be a customer and you will respond to me in the appropriate manner. Commander Edwards-- TONY: It's Tony. CHAD VADER: I was wondering if you could direct me to the frozen foods aisle. TONY: We're standing in it. CHAD VADER: Search your feelings, feel the answer. TONY: I don't need to search my... CHAD VADER: Commander Wickstrom? JEREMY: Aisle five sir! CHAD VADER: Most impressive. TONY: This is stupid. CHAD VADER: We're not... done yet. I sense potential in you, young one. JEREMY: Yeah! CHAD VADER: I shall take you on as my apprentice, Jeremy. Together we shall decimate the competition and conquer the food retailing industry! JEREMY: That would be awesome! CHAD VADER: Yes, it shall be awesome! [ crashing display ] CHAD VADER: Oh, I, ah... hmmm... Clean that up, Jeremy. [ music ] CLARISSA: Sorry I'm late. CHAD VADER: Clarissa, thank you for joining me on our date-- I mean, meeting! CLARISSA: You ride a motorcycle? [ laughing ] LLOYD: Hey, I heard you CHAD VADER: No, no... |
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